garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
