Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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