if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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