Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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