I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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