We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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