Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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