I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
And then my night got REAL pukey
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Randomize
