Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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