I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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