so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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