i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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