I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Jerry, you need to find god
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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