So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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