We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Randomize