it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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