using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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