Dual....:-)
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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