i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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