is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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