Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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