Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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