I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
His hands were made for my vagina.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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