just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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