You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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