I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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