They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
there's paper in my vomit.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
being pregnant is like rehab
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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