A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Couch. On fire.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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