i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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