why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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