and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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