Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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