The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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