Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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