We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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