that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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