so that wasnt chicken after all
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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