Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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