I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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