My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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