Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
last night I used snow as a chaser
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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