There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Verdict: uncircumcised.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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