I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
