Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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