I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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