I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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