Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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