Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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