She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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