Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
