I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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