that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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