I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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