did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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