Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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