Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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