Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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