at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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